Originally Posted by samurairabbi
Actually, Tater, we don't "hit" the numbers; we SEDUCE them! I will show my age with this one-liner about "aggressive" accounting: Write off that loss with the help of Touche Ross.
Appropriate lubrication is not really necessary. I prefer to be superbly coherent when dispensing instruction on my embezzleme ... Whoops! ... on my precisely meaningful ... accounting technique. It is vital that my subordinates be as insightful as I am; after all, I like to take vacations, too!
I must admit that I am lost me on "Touche Ross." Never met the guy. Was he good with numbers too?
RE: your vacation -- just leave us your rubber stamp and a fresh ink pad. We'll cover for ya.