Originally Posted by Japle
The goddess ATAR is 7 feet tall and built like Bo Derek at her best, but with a dark tan and Asian features.
She can instantly create any weapon she wants and is an expert with all of them.
Her heaven is Hawaii 1,000 years ago, with an enormous arms room (think, The Matrix) and a 2,000 yd range to play on.
She wants you to enjoy yourself and is eager to help in any way you can think of.
Her pet is a well-trained 150 lb honey badger named “Sweetness”.
I don't know how I skipped this one. This is a pretty doable religion too!
I'm digging the honey badger! I think most would. I just hope it doesn't go out of style 2,000 years from now after I die as a martyr. I think the honeybadger will still be cool after all those years. And if not, we all know, honeybadger don't care