You can be saved at my church
The Church of Immaculate Deception
For the low low price of 49.95 I gaurantee you a seat at the right hand of God. And if after death you end up anywhere else you get a full refund.
I also have a special for the month of October. For 19.95 you can purchase indulgences, good for 1 year from date of purchase, go forth and sin with a grin safe in the knowledge that you are forgiven in advance.
edit to add ; paypal accepted
A broad brush paints a lousy picture, lacking the nuance and details of life's realities. As a young man my paints were black and white, with age came a palette holding many shades of gray.
Last edited by dbcooper; 10-03-2012 at 18:49..