Originally Posted by msu_grad_121
I dunno, I've always said a 9mm pencil to the eye socket will end the fight pretty decisively. And I carry a 45 pencil on duty!
In all seriousness, pencils (real pencils) can be very, very dangerous. We should ban them:
I rest my case, gentlemen.
I even began to question the value of life. Then I remembered there's beef jerky. And, once again, a man was saved by the promise of dry meat.