Originally Posted by The Maggy
Took a nice big long draw off of a piss bottle, realized it to late, had to swallow the mouthful that I had already taken. I was getting paid as an E-3 at the time.
A cockroach for a few million dollars? Give me a little salt and a little lime.
I had a buddy that always bought some horrible brand of vodka that had a scorpion in the bottle, finish the bottle eat the scorpion. At first I thought it was disgusting, I didn't even want to look at the bottle when we would drink it... then I finally got down to the scorpion's level and it wasn't that bad.
Id prefer the pee and scorpion to a roach, personally.
But that's pretty gross.