So, I take it that you guys don't already have a host of hot female assistants at your beckon call. Bummer. Sorry to hear that. I can occassionally loan out the Orion girls, but honestly, they're pretty attached to me, and tend to want to spend most of their time with me in the Heart of Gold.
How about a pet? I have a cat with a hyperthyroid condition that I'd be happy to 'loan' out on a 'semi-'permanent basis. Any takers?