|
From my hero, Dorothy Parker:
Dorothy Parker was attempting to go through a doorway at the same time as the glamorous socialite and playwright Clare Boothe Luce.
“Age before beauty” said Luce while yielding the way. “And pearls before swine,” replied Parker while gliding through the doorway.
__________________
Xmas card from Afghanistan: "Uncle Fred, Well they're not too big on Christmas spirit over here. Maybe it's because they don't have any Christmas trees, or maybe it's because they wipe their ass with their hand..." My nephew Cpl Mitchell U.S.M.C.
|