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Old 11-22-2012, 11:55   #49
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Originally Posted by KennyFSU View Post
I guess I'm just not fancy enough.

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If you really want to get fancy HK's aren't going to cut it.
Some tips to get more fancy:
1.Give away all your Glock's to orphan children in Somalia. The Glock's are cheapo guns, but to these kids they are like high end 1911's.
2.Replace Glock's with Sphinx and Korth's.
3.Finally sell your 1970 Volkswagon and lease top of the line BMW.
4.Give shack dwelling to homeless guy on the corner and rent penthouse in Trump tower.
5.Replace Budweiser with Sam Adams.
6.Shower and shave once in awhile.

If you haven't recently won the lottery, disregard these tips.
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