I was so ugly as a child my Mother used to tie meat around my neck so the dogs would play with me . . .
I went to a really tough high school, it was so tough the school paper had an obituary column . . .
Ya had to love Rodney.
I don't believe in intuition but I have a strange feeling someday I will.
There are three types of people in the world; those that can count and those that can't.