Zombie tried to get me to use some grease on my Glock the other day.
"Grease on my Glock, It's lucky to get cleaned"
He did pull the LCP out of it's holster. Good thing too, it was rusting. Zombie must have spilled beer on it when I wasn't paying attention. To be fair, Zombie is good for keeping me feeling guilty about not cleaning my guns enough. Maybe I will get some gun grease to make him happy.