If only the rest of the US had adopted Chicago's ban on all guns we'd have similar results in our crime levels dropping to uh, Zero? Why I understand that for the past few years Chicago has not made the Top Ten Deadliest Cities nor that the FBI even mentions Chicago or Cook County as having even one violent crime committed there in the annual DOJ Crime Stats.
WHAT? The FBI won't use Chicago's crime stats because they are cooked? No way! I am shocked! Here I thought it was a paragon of love and unicorn farts, honest govt officials and cronies happy to help out their constituients and beloved tourists, no guns and thus, no crime. That's some fine police work you do Mr. Chief Top 2nd City Copper... Sir.
Golly Gee Whiz. Now I just dont know WHAT or WHO to believe.