Well , It says "Wood Chuck" on it , mmmm! Shipping date....Ahh....hmmm?... Santa.... Mar...mmm!..ia...hmmm? ...1499...mm,..Hmmm..?
Year of our Lord......,....9th day of ..Huhuuuuh...!....the...mmm!...8-eth montht....mmm....!
Columbus just winked at me......!

Catatonic ? I am sleeping and don't know it ?
****.....****......Crap...!
Ain't got no board , two chipmonks er somethin ?
Gettin off easy , "Cheap Date" also..!