Originally Posted by dango
Brrr! It's so cold , my out-door thermometer just *****slapped me and ran in the house..!
I'm gonna trick it though . I'm gonna hang it up-side down so's it'll think it's gittin warmer.
They don't call ME nothin fur nothin..! Hooo Yaaa..!
Somewhere there are Brownings in a two-hand hold ---
Cocked and locked, one up the spout
There's nothing for it but to sit and wait
For the hard men to get me out