I amaze myself! On the thread about VW banning guns from employee cars, I posted that someday scanners would exist that would spot a gun on anyone entering anywhere. Even if it's in your boot. Low and behold, NYC is testing just such a thing.
WHAT IF! These were installed at the entrances of
and on and on and on. Because the corporate attorneys insisted on it, to avoid lawsuits. The little scanner might even call the police, all on its own. Then, they'd show up and tell you the owners prefer you to leave.