Originally Posted by countrygun
Did you know that the tail of a beaver roasted in the coals of a campfire was considered a delicacy by the old mountain men?
OK, I'm assuming this was before Chinese restaurants that deliver became common.
Sounds like he has nothing left but be a monkey's uncle. It's not like he's got a monkey's manhood left.
And thank YOU for being perfect, all the time, every time. Go forth and reproduce. We need more of you.