I can see it now...Louise sits down and CLUNK!! ;f I think the Smart Carry or Thunderwear may work.
Lenny Magill sells this for women and men...
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
"Dolor Temporarius, Gloria Aeterna, Cicatrices Virginibus Placent."
Some kids tinkle their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can tinkle his name into concrete.
"No one wants the finger of an 300 lb Samoan in their a**, for medical reasons or not."--KilgoreTrout