One of the questions on the from filled out before donating blood is "have you ever given money for sex".
I asked the nurse reviewing my form if buying a new dress for my wife counted.
The nurse said she didn't know, but could find out for me. She almost didn't let me donate that day.
"If you're going to be a bear, it might as well be a grizzly" -- Uncle Ray
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