Well . . . there . . . you . . . go.
Time to contact every single hunting group in the country. This should be in every issue of Field & Stream from here on out.
The mask is off! Every weapon is an assault weapon.
Wakey, wakey, Elmer, they want your .22, your bolt-action rifle and your shotgun!!! Hear those jackboots, Elmer? They are not coming for the "other guy", they can stomping down your street.
Great news, hunters, awake!
I am NOT English!