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Old 06-12-2002, 19:54   #1
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Q & A Quickies

Q.) What do you call a guitar player who breaks up with his girlfriend?
A.) Homeless.

Q.) What do politicians and porn stars have in common?
A.) They're both experts at changing positions in front of a camera.

Q.) What do you get when you cross a feminist and an attorney?
A.) A lawyer who won't screw you.

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