It's 0414 and i'm holding my newborn son while he cries, typing with one hand
Nice job on getting your son introduced to Glocktalk at an early age. Does he have a handle yet?
Maybe try "thumbsuckingglockkid"
My little girl would get up late and we used this stuff called "Gripewater" and it works like a champ. You have to order it online though, not sure I have seen it in stores.