There is a reason we TV photographers call our cameras "Moron Magnets". It doesn't even have to be turned on and people will do stupid crap thinking they're live on TV (when no live truck, dish, microwave mast, cables, or even tape in camera) is evident.
"And Shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et fili, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen."