That is hilarious. I have to start watching Conan.
"What the hell good is a military if it never gets used?... GIs need some good blooding... I got two noches on the stock of my M16A2... Soldiers need to be blooded so that they have affirmations that their training and conditioning work..and to boost their esteem and belief in their cause... any soldier worth his salt would relish the idea of getting down and dirty with his enemy... " Keyboard Commando, 2002