For those expecting... if any...
...If while your wife was pregnant, you believe that choosing his or hers first gun is more important than choosing a name.
...If you use your wife's pregnacy as an excuse to buy more ammo.
...If your nursery has pictures of guns in it anywhere.
...If you shake tied up .40 brass to get your babys attention, instead of keys.
...If you believe this is the only justifiable misuse of spent brass.
...If you asked the clerk at wal-mart why none of the baby toys feature guns.
...If you have your son or daughters first shot's spent brass framed. (I have mine