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Old 10-05-2002, 10:42   #1
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25 things you will never hear in the south

1. Let's wash the car.
2. Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
3. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
4. You can't feed that to the dog.
5. That's enough ketchup on those eggs.
6. No kids in the back of the pickup!
7. Wrasslin's fake.
8. That Civil War documentary was excellent.
9. That aroma? I'm baking fresh bagels.
10. I've got a problem with people who still fly the Confederate flag.
11. Here are my keys, I'm too drunk to drive.
12. Baby... Those jeans are too tight.
13. Don't tie it on top of the car.
14. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
15. Trim the fat off that steak.
16. Why'd you cut the sleeves off your t-shirt?
17. Don't spray primer there...
18. Put that dog on a leash!
19. New York City's an ideal place to vacation.
20. My mobile home is clean AND storm proof.
21. Those shorts ought to be a little longer,Darla.
22. I wouldn't drive an American make if you paid me.
23. I ain't riding with you unless both headlights work.
24. It's January, take the Christmas lights down.
25. Checkmate
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Old 10-05-2002, 12:40   #2
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"Weapons are tools of power. In the hands of the state they can be the tools of decency or the tools of oppression, depending on the righteousness of that state. In the hands of criminals they are tools of evil. In the hands of free and decent citizens they are tools of liberty. An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it."
- Col. Jeff Cooper
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Old 10-05-2002, 12:43   #3
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I as a Mississippi native am very insulted by your post. It should be edited to say "Things you will never hear in Alabama" The rest of the south is pretty well up to the times
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Old 10-05-2002, 14:02   #4
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26. "It's too cold to go hunting/fishing"
27. "I couldn't, she's not Eighteen"
28. "Kick my dog, not my wife"
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Old 10-05-2002, 16:40   #5
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Originally posted by kentley
27. "I couldn't, she's not Eighteen"
Also something you won't hear me saying either....;f
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Old 10-06-2002, 16:38   #6
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29. Them dang guys in Mississippi done made us all look like a bunch of yahoos agin.
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