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Old 06-26-2006, 07:47   #1
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Pilot's Dilemma

You are a South African bush pilot. You fly in some critical medical supplies and enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital.

It's a stifling 100 degrees in the shade and you're eager to get back up to the cool, high blue yonder.

On the way back to your plane you discover that the only bit of shade within 10 miles has become very popular...

You start calculating the distance to the plane door...

and wonder...

"Do I feel lucky today?"
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Old 06-26-2006, 17:23   #2
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Old 06-26-2006, 21:32   #3
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You walk out there like a man and kick the biggest one in the ass.

That way the pain before death does not last long.
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Old 06-27-2006, 09:57   #4
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Old 07-01-2006, 07:13   #5
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ummmmm........."TAXI!!!"...........
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Old 07-02-2006, 09:21   #6
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