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Old 06-12-2002, 19:54   #1
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Q & A Quickies

Q.) What do you call a guitar player who breaks up with his girlfriend?
A.) Homeless.

Q.) What do politicians and porn stars have in common?
A.) They're both experts at changing positions in front of a camera.

Q.) What do you get when you cross a feminist and an attorney?
A.) A lawyer who won't screw you.

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Old 06-13-2002, 05:26   #2
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A bit sexist, but...

Hate to do it because they're funny as hell, but they're also outside the guidelines...

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Old 06-13-2002, 06:49   #3
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...because they don't have balls. Oh my I laughed hard at that one.
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