That beats the one I heard in Memphis in March, from a tool store that advertised low prices and "cashiers that are easy on the eyes." Bartlett Tools. It's actually owned by a woman.
The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing … more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature [with] no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men …. John Stuart Mill