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05-01-2012, 19:50
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Boomshakalaka
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If COPS came to my town, I would invite them along to record us serving a dope warrant. As everyone is gathering as they get out of the van - I would yell "LEEEEROOOY JENKINS" and hit the door my myself.
I would put all the dope and cash on the front lawn and then pose in a Tebow kneel. The house would then blow up in the background as I walk away in slow motion. Best COPS episode ever.
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05-01-2012, 19:55
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Liberal Bane
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05-01-2012, 19:55
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: SE WI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharky7
If COPS came to my town, I would invite them along to record us serving a dope warrant. As everyone is gathering as they get out of the van - I would yell "LEEEEROOOY JENKINS" and hit the door my myself.
I would put all the dope and cash on the front lawn and then pose in a Tebow kneel. The house would then blow up in the background as I walk away in slow motion. Best COPS episode ever.
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Best post ever. 
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Originally Posted by Christian944
If I saw a guy robbing a bank I would get on my horse and cut his head off with my katana.
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05-02-2012, 11:55
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Xtra CoCheese
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Not nearly close enough to Fiji
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharky7
If COPS came to my town, I would invite them along to record us serving a dope warrant. As everyone is gathering as they get out of the van - I would yell "LEEEEROOOY JENKINS" and hit the door my myself.
I would put all the dope and cash on the front lawn and then pose in a Tebow kneel. The house would then blow up in the background as I walk away in slow motion. Best COPS episode ever.
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Epic!
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The other night there was a loud argument in the hall outside my apartment while I was trying to sleep. I went out and told them they better leave or I was gonna use some Kung-Fu... THAT scared them off...
Plus I was totally nekkid and holding a gun.
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05-03-2012, 10:50
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sub-bore-bia IL
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I'm jumping in to make myself cooler, just by osmosis. Awesome- "get on it Mel"...police nun-chucks... "Leeeeroy Jenkins" all in one post !!! Sharky, you put this one over the top.
Being able to say "132 and Bush" on the air, for a legitimate, call-related purpose was my career highlight before now !
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Last edited by Hoser423; 05-03-2012 at 10:51..
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05-03-2012, 10:57
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CLM Number 122
Why so serious?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: NRA Life Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharky7
If COPS came to my town, I would invite them along to record us serving a dope warrant. As everyone is gathering as they get out of the van - I would yell "LEEEEROOOY JENKINS" and hit the door my myself.
I would put all the dope and cash on the front lawn and then pose in a Tebow kneel. The house would then blow up in the background as I walk away in slow motion. Best COPS episode ever.
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I did that in a DT class.
The scenario was dealing with a verbally uncooperative drunk with multiple Officers. The old "1 talk, while others sneak up behind him".
I as soon as the scenario was given to the group, I yelled out and charged the drunk. 
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Didn't the whole sheepdog thing actually start right here on Glock Talk? A bunch of wannabees bought a bunch of T-shirts and took an oath to defend those who won't defend themselves?
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05-03-2012, 11:59
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: KS
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Originally Posted by Cochese
The OPN as they are called are in use here to this day. Tons of Denver guys still rock them.
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When I was visiting Denver last year I went to neves uniforms. I saw they them and I had to do a double take or three 
Either Arkansas City , KS or Dodge City , KS still carries them.
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Every time an officer accepts or receives a warning, someone in GNG poops their pants.
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05-03-2012, 12:06
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Xtra CoCheese
Join Date: Jan 2000
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Originally Posted by pal2511
When I was visiting Denver last year I went to neves uniforms. I saw they them and I had to do a double take or three
Either Arkansas City , KS or Dodge City , KS still carries them. |
Sweet, maybe I'll pick up a set when I'm over there this summer. Wonder what my Sgt. would say if I showed up for duty with them on my belt 
Of course I'd also have to put my "tactical tomahawk" on as well.
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The other night there was a loud argument in the hall outside my apartment while I was trying to sleep. I went out and told them they better leave or I was gonna use some Kung-Fu... THAT scared them off...
Plus I was totally nekkid and holding a gun.
Last edited by GumbyDammit; 05-03-2012 at 12:07..
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05-03-2012, 12:07
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Boomshakalaka
Join Date: Feb 2009
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Originally Posted by TBO
I did that in a DT class.
The scenario was dealing with a verbally uncooperative drunk with multiple Officers. The old "1 talk, while others sneak up behind him".
I as soon as the scenario was given to the group, I yelled out and charged the drunk.
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That's what made me think of it. We've been doing a lot of prep for NATO. I've been waiting for the perfect time to use the LEEEEROY JENKINS as I charge the crowd of agitators. Have to wait for a good audience, not sure some of the day shift guys would get my joke.
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05-03-2012, 12:08
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CLM Number 122
Why so serious?
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That was my problem, only 1 person really got it.
Later after everyone looked it up on Youtube they thought it was hilarious, at the time, not so much... 
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"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."
"If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters".
"A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read."
Originally Posted by Rooster Rugburn:
Didn't the whole sheepdog thing actually start right here on Glock Talk? A bunch of wannabees bought a bunch of T-shirts and took an oath to defend those who won't defend themselves?
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