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07-30-2012, 17:04
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#15801
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Yeah, if we outright SELL the pig, Mongo will be VERY upset !
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07-30-2012, 18:04
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#15802
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We don't.......
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Originally Posted by VN350X10
Yeah, if we outright SELL the pig, Mongo will be VERY upset !
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We don't rent pigs.
We don't.
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07-30-2012, 20:13
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#15803
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Correct !!
We LEASE pigz !
uncle
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07-31-2012, 02:36
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#15804
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VN350X10
Correct !!
We LEASE pigz !
uncle
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We LEASE pigz ... with option to buy! Important accounting considerations make this point salient.
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Last edited by samurairabbi; 07-31-2012 at 02:37..
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07-31-2012, 16:13
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#15805
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What happens if you put lipstick on a leased pig?
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07-31-2012, 16:28
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#15806
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MinervaDoe
What happens if you put lipstick on a leased pig?
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It would depend on whether the leased pig was itself willing to receive lipstick!
A useful motto:
Never try to teach a mule to sing. It wastes YOUR time, and it annoys the mule!
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07-31-2012, 17:14
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#15807
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Join Date: Mar 2012
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"Porcine cosmetology"
If we invest correctly the write offs could be tremendous. after depriciating the initial investment and the write offs for feed and such, we then sell the object to the Luau department where it is turned into the centerpiece for a business dinner which is attended, and paid for so it can be written off, by the other departments. But the Luau department falls short of making a profit so they can write off the dinner as a loss.
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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07-31-2012, 18:42
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Then there are the "Pickled Pig's Feet", However Pickled Pig's Lips with Lipstick would be confusing!
Then there would be the cajun seasoned Hog Cracklin's...give me some skins!
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07-31-2012, 19:48
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by countrygun
If we invest correctly the write offs could be tremendous. after depriciating the initial investment and the write offs for feed and such, we then sell the object to the Luau department where it is turned into the centerpiece for a business dinner which is attended, and paid for so it can be written off, by the other departments. But the Luau department falls short of making a profit so they can write off the dinner as a loss.
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We have to be careful in executing your plan. The numnutz Enron crew gave Special Purpose Entities such a bad rep that the stink on SPE's still lingers twelve years after their shyster chicanery. So we have to ensure that we do it RIGHT!
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Last edited by samurairabbi; 07-31-2012 at 19:49..
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07-31-2012, 19:58
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#15810
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Quote:
Originally Posted by samurairabbi
We have to be careful in executing your plan. The numnutz Enron crew gave Special Purpose Entities such a bad rep that the stink on SPE's still lingers twelve years after their shyster chicanery. So we have to ensure that we do it RIGHT!
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It is such a shame that hacks like Enron have to foul up a system that works so well in the hands of professionals.
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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07-31-2012, 20:39
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#15811
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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"We leased out the pig,
And made a great deal.
Scored us a profit,
On all but the squeal !"  
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07-31-2012, 20:49
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#15812
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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The Dungeon Bookie Crew .... whoops! ... the Dungeon Investment/Arbitrage Operation ... has asked me to make this announcement:
In the Men's Basketball in the Olympics today, the US played Tunisia; TUNISIA BEAT THE SPREAD! The Dungeon types salute those plucky North Africans.
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07-31-2012, 21:07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by samurairabbi
The Dungeon Bookie Crew .... whoops! ... the Dungeon Investment/Arbitrage Operation ... has asked me to make this announcement:
In the Men's Basketball in the Olympics today, the US played Tunisia; TUNISIA BEAT THE SPREAD! The Dungeon types salute those plucky North Africans.
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who do we have in the Mens (?) ribbon dancing?
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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07-31-2012, 21:16
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by countrygun
who do we have in the Mens (?) ribbon dancing?
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Dunno; not enough action to establish a line.
Actually, in proper bookie style, the Dungeon Crew just covers other peoples' action. Our professional practices standards restrict us to simply balancing our book; we prefer to NOT care about the actual outcome of an event.
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07-31-2012, 21:33
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You mean that Tunisia scored 8 points ????!!
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07-31-2012, 21:37
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VN350X10
You mean that Tunisia scored 8 points ????!!
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The final was 110-63; the spread was 50 points.
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07-31-2012, 21:43
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So we made how much on the game ? 
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07-31-2012, 21:57
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VN350X10
So we made how much on the game ? |
Our book was balanced; we made the usual vig.
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07-31-2012, 21:59
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Anti-Obama
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I for one welcome our new Tunisian basketball overlords.
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07-31-2012, 22:50
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall
I for one welcome our new Tunisian basketball overlords.
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An excellent attitude. After all, they may be just a Power Forward away from coming within THIRTY-seven points of us!
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08-01-2012, 02:23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall
I for one welcome our new Tunisian basketball overlords.
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Last edited by Tazz10m; 08-01-2012 at 02:23..
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08-01-2012, 17:21
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#15822
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We will probably end up with the Gold in B-Ball, the medal is only worth a paltry couple hundo....less than 3% gold in the "gold" medal, even with the dinner plates that are being handed out this year.
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08-01-2012, 19:23
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#15823
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VN350X10
We will probably end up with the Gold in B-Ball, the medal is only worth a paltry couple hundo....less than 3% gold in the "gold" medal, even with the dinner plates that are being handed out this year.
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Yeah ... gold plating ... not even worth a minimal embezzlement effort. The world really started its slide to mediocrity when the term "24 caret gold filled" came into use. That phrase SOUNDS like it means "filled with gold", but it really means "thin gold surface, but FILLED with el cheapo metal".
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08-01-2012, 20:28
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They quit giving out real GOLD medals about the time they quit the live-pigeon shoots. I believe it was around 1900-1912.
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08-01-2012, 21:00
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#15825
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Anti-Obama
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Things really went downhill when they started making them out of this.
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