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08-19-2012, 16:47
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Helicopter Nut
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Location: Austin, TX
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Did you hear me correctly
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says,
"Would you like to dance?"
The girl haughtily says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did,
I wouldn't dance with the likes of you."
The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me,
I said you look fat in those pants."
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08-20-2012, 02:36
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08-20-2012, 11:39
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08-20-2012, 13:56
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: South Carolina
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Quote:
Originally Posted by robin303
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says,
"Would you like to dance?"
The girl haughtily says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did,
I wouldn't dance with the likes of you."
The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me,
I said you look fat in those pants."
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Something similar happened to me in a bar in Atlanta, Georgia years ago. I had gotten there kind of early in the evening and was about 1 of 3 customers. A little later 4 ladies came in and the band cranked up and I asked all 4 if they would like to dance and got turned down. Soon a lot more people came in and I asked some more ladies to dance. Got turned down by all of them. The dance floor was compeletly empty. It wasn't until about an hour later when 4 guys got up and danced together and two ladies got up and danced together, that I realized I was in a Gay bar. We don't have them kind of places where I'm from.
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08-20-2012, 14:10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1955mercury
Something similar happened to me in a bar in Atlanta, Georgia years ago. I had gotten there kind of early in the evening and was about 1 of 3 customers. A little later 4 ladies came in and the band cranked up and I asked all 4 if they would like to dance and got turned down. Soon a lot more people came in and I asked some more ladies to dance. Got turned down by all of them. The dance floor was compeletly empty. It wasn't until about an hour later when 4 guys got up and danced together and two ladies got up and danced together, that I realized I was in a Gay bar. We don't have them kind of places where I'm from.
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08-21-2012, 06:20
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Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Florida
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1955mercury
Something similar happened to me in a bar in Atlanta, Georgia years ago. I had gotten there kind of early in the evening and was about 1 of 3 customers. A little later 4 ladies came in and the band cranked up and I asked all 4 if they would like to dance and got turned down. Soon a lot more people came in and I asked some more ladies to dance. Got turned down by all of them. The dance floor was compeletly empty. It wasn't until about an hour later when 4 guys got up and danced together and two ladies got up and danced together, that I realized I was in a Gay bar. We don't have them kind of places where I'm from.
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08-21-2012, 19:42
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Geezer Boomer
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: El Paso
Posts: 2,796
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So 3 Irishmen walk out of a bar...................WHAT?.......It COULD happen!
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Last edited by Paul53; 08-21-2012 at 19:43..
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