Micah and Steve, two good ole boys from South
Carolina, were sittin' on the front porch drinking
beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of
sod went by.
"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said
Micah.
"Do what?" asked Steve.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Micah.
__________________ Today is the oldest you've ever been, yet the youngest you'll ever be, so enjoy this day while it lasts.
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