Micah And Steve
Micah and Steve, two good ole boys from South
Carolina, were sittin' on the front porch drinking
beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of
sod went by.
"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said
"Do what?" asked Steve.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Micah.
Today is the oldest you've ever been, yet the youngest you'll ever be, so enjoy this day while it lasts.