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Old 10-03-2012, 12:17   #21
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Too much, evidently.

Corrosion's 'religion' is very common and corrupt. It's called hedonism, a branch of materialism. His "tons of guns and tech toys for me to play with", "sex", "drinking", and "Rottweiler, German Shepherd, Dobermann" all cost plenty of pesos. But in this world, Lucifer's world, it is as common as dirt for people to sell their souls for sex, drugs, or the almighty dollar, and to have fun spitting at messengers of God, who quite likely have little material wealth.

As Solomon wrote (Proverbs 17:5), "Whoso mocketh the poor reproacheth his maker". This sort of thing has gone on for thousands of years, with predictable outcomes: (2 Chronicles 36:16), "But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the Lord arose against his people, till there was no remedy".

America has far too many hedonistic mockers these latter days and is sinking rapidly as a result. All who have ears to hear, take a stand against evil for the love of God.

Ah! I see you like to quote the bible too.

Here, let me quote some from the real bible, the bible of Odin!

"All those who oppose us, we shall crush their skulls in, and drink mead from it!" - Odin

or do you prefer christian mythology?

"If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell." Matthew 5:29

Yes dude! Body mutilation rocks! I'll start cutting some of my body parts off so I can make it into heaven...

....Wait, how is that supposed to....... nevermind..... I'll just go with the hot asian chick on the tiger with laser beams off their forehead n stuff. It's a cooler story that doesn't try to encourage me to mutilate myself.

I still think Odin could beat up Jesus and his father though.

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Old 10-03-2012, 12:19   #22
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Just be your own god, that is what most people want. Maybe you'll find happiness, maybe not.

Me, I'll continue to believe in the "mythology" of a personal relationship with the Savior. Surprisingly with such crack pop thinking. I've been able to do my job for 22 years, been married going on 10, and never been to a mental institution. Crazy, I know......

I must admit, I do have a fondness for hot Asian females or Meskins or Caucasian, or Blacks...... Why must we play the race card with our mythical god and come on, a female god? Please.
Race card? No race card here. I find brown girls such as messican, asian, or middle eastern more attractive than others. It's just my preference, and since we're coming up with an imaginary friend for ME that is why that was in my curriculum. If you want an imaginary friend, you can have yours any color or gender you prefer. No harm, no fowl.

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Exactly what we are trying to do, fight evil. That is why the hot Asian rides a bear and wields a battle axe. That is also why we need guns and dogs. All to fight evil. The drinking and sex get us prepared and in the right mind set to fight off the evil.


I like the way you think sir! Good justification of our religion.

Now..... What should we call it? It needs a name that lets everyone know, we don't take $#^$ from anyone!

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Old 10-03-2012, 12:50   #23
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Why must we play the race card with our mythical god
That's funny since so many American Christians think that Jesus... a middle eastern jew looks like this...
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I have to admit... he's got awesome highlights.

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Old 10-03-2012, 13:20   #24
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That's funny since so many American Christians think that Jesus... a middle eastern jew looks like this...
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I have to admit... he's got awesome highlights.

Some are afraid of worshiping humans of different "color".

I don't see the big deal, I've worshiped plenty of humans, that were of darker shades than my pale ass, that is of course if you count dominatrixes as goddess. I mean, they made me call them "Goddess".
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Old 10-03-2012, 14:08   #25
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Some are afraid of worshiping humans of different "color".

I don't see the big deal, I've worshiped plenty of humans, that were of darker shades than my pale ass, that is of course if you count dominatrixes as goddess. I mean, they made me call them "Goddess".
Jesus looks like a chick with a beard in that pic. Makes you wonder what type of "Personal Relationship" the artist imagines having with the Christ Character.
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Old 10-03-2012, 14:13   #26
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Jesus looks like a chick with a beard in that pic. Makes you wonder what type of "Personal Relationship" the artist imagines having with the Christ Character.

Jesus does look pretty feminine in that picture.

I guess the religious folk love a girly-boy?

Me personally, I'll take Odin, or if I'm going to go feminine, give me a hot asian chick that rides tigers with lasers on their foreheads.
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Old 10-03-2012, 14:20   #27
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Jesus does look pretty feminine in that picture.

I guess the religious folk love a girly-boy?

Me personally, I'll take Odin, or if I'm going to go feminine, give me a hot asian chick that rides tigers with lasers on their foreheads.
I like this one...
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Old 10-03-2012, 15:29   #28
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You guys are starting to piss Joe Pesci off with your blasphemy.
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Old 10-03-2012, 16:14   #29
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You guys are starting to piss Joe Pesci off with your blasphemy.
You are interpreting the scripture wrong. Joe clearly states that he has a problem with "Blasting Me", not "Blasphemy". He doesn't like people shooting at him.
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You make a compelling argument. I will now change my religious views accordingly.
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Old 10-03-2012, 17:12   #31
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While she rides the bear, all of her angles ride baby elephants

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I think we just need to make the elephant bigger with poisons tusks, and mount a machine gun on it for her angels to fire, until they get off and go to town with giant swords.
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Old 10-03-2012, 17:14   #32
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and she also has a submissive lesbian lover who is somehow related to Abraham.
granted her submissive is still kick ass.
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Old 10-03-2012, 17:48   #33
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You can be saved at my church

The Church of Immaculate Deception

For the low low price of 49.95 I gaurantee you a seat at the right hand of God. And if after death you end up anywhere else you get a full refund.

I also have a special for the month of October. For 19.95 you can purchase indulgences, good for 1 year from date of purchase, go forth and sin with a grin safe in the knowledge that you are forgiven in advance.

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Old 10-03-2012, 17:58   #34
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I like this one...
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What religion is she? I'm converted.... I promise baby, I'll never sin another day in my life!
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Old 10-03-2012, 17:59   #35
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I think we just need to make the elephant bigger with poisons tusks, and mount a machine gun on it for her angels to fire, until they get off and go to town with giant swords.

would the poison tusks have like, Hemlock for poison? Or?....
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What religion is she? I'm converted.... I promise baby, I'll never sin another day in my life!
That blood is that of the non sinners. My kind of girl.
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That blood is that of the non sinners. My kind of girl.

Well then! I'm a sinner!
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
But, the religious zealots of various faiths, including Christianity, don't really believe in the freedom to define and pursue one's own happiness. Not content to live by their vision of what they believe to be the divine rules of life, they must constantly chide, harangue, condemn and mock those with a different world view. Especially if those others seem to be having more fun.
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What religion is she? I'm converted.... I promise baby, I'll never sin another day in my life!
It's Red Sonya. She's the goddess of the "Get outta my way or I'll stab ya bunches." Religion.
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It's Red Sonya. She's the goddess of the "Get outta my way or I'll stab ya bunches." Religion.

Man, when I get home from work I need to google her. Maybe even take "safe search" off.
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