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10-03-2012, 14:13
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Originally Posted by Glock36shooter
Jesus looks like a chick with a beard in that pic. Makes you wonder what type of "Personal Relationship" the artist imagines having with the Christ Character.
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Jesus does look pretty feminine in that picture.
I guess the religious folk love a girly-boy? 
Me personally, I'll take Odin, or if I'm going to go feminine, give me a hot asian chick that rides tigers with lasers on their foreheads.
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10-03-2012, 14:20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OctoberRust
Jesus does look pretty feminine in that picture.
I guess the religious folk love a girly-boy?
Me personally, I'll take Odin, or if I'm going to go feminine, give me a hot asian chick that rides tigers with lasers on their foreheads. |
I like this one...
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10-03-2012, 15:29
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#28
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CLM Number 293
Disirregardless
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You guys are starting to piss Joe Pesci off with your blasphemy.
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"Maybe they should drink like Woofie and come up with pure brilliance." - OXCOPS
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10-03-2012, 16:14
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Originally Posted by Woofie
You guys are starting to piss Joe Pesci off with your blasphemy.
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You are interpreting the scripture wrong. Joe clearly states that he has a problem with "Blasting Me", not "Blasphemy". He doesn't like people shooting at him.
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10-03-2012, 16:26
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CLM Number 293
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You make a compelling argument. I will now change my religious views accordingly.
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"Turns oit i had irrisputable proof i was out of the country" - youngdocglock
"I don't need to figure probabilities, and I don't need facts." - JBnTx
"Maybe they should drink like Woofie and come up with pure brilliance." - OXCOPS
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10-03-2012, 17:12
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Originally Posted by Altaris
While she rides the bear, all of her angles ride baby elephants
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I think we just need to make the elephant bigger with poisons tusks, and mount a machine gun on it for her angels to fire, until they get off and go to town with giant swords.
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10-03-2012, 17:14
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and she also has a submissive lesbian lover who is somehow related to Abraham.
granted her submissive is still kick ass.
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10-03-2012, 17:48
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You can be saved at my church
The Church of Immaculate Deception
For the low low price of 49.95 I gaurantee you a seat at the right hand of God. And if after death you end up anywhere else you get a full refund.
I also have a special for the month of October. For 19.95 you can purchase indulgences, good for 1 year from date of purchase, go forth and sin with a grin safe in the knowledge that you are forgiven in advance.
edit to add ; paypal accepted
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10-03-2012, 17:58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Glock36shooter
I like this one...
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 What religion is she? I'm converted.... I promise baby, I'll never sin another day in my life! 
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If you don't pay taxes, you shouldn't vote.
"A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it's called a tax reform"
When Obama raises your boss's taxes, and you lose your job, how does that make you better off?
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10-03-2012, 17:59
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Anti-Federalist
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Originally Posted by AlexHassin
I think we just need to make the elephant bigger with poisons tusks, and mount a machine gun on it for her angels to fire, until they get off and go to town with giant swords.
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would the poison tusks have like, Hemlock for poison? Or?....
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If you don't pay taxes, you shouldn't vote.
"A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it's called a tax reform"
When Obama raises your boss's taxes, and you lose your job, how does that make you better off?
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10-03-2012, 18:17
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CLM Number 293
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Originally Posted by OctoberRust
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That blood is that of the non sinners. My kind of girl.
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"I don't need to figure probabilities, and I don't need facts." - JBnTx
"Maybe they should drink like Woofie and come up with pure brilliance." - OXCOPS
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10-03-2012, 20:31
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Anti-Federalist
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofie
That blood is that of the non sinners. My kind of girl.
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Well then! I'm a sinner! 
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If you don't pay taxes, you shouldn't vote.
"A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it's called a tax reform"
When Obama raises your boss's taxes, and you lose your job, how does that make you better off?
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10-04-2012, 17:11
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
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But, the religious zealots of various faiths, including Christianity, don't really believe in the freedom to define and pursue one's own happiness. Not content to live by their vision of what they believe to be the divine rules of life, they must constantly chide, harangue, condemn and mock those with a different world view. Especially if those others seem to be having more fun.
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10-04-2012, 22:28
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Originally Posted by OctoberRust
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It's Red Sonya. She's the goddess of the "Get outta my way or I'll stab ya bunches." Religion.
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10-05-2012, 13:20
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Anti-Federalist
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Originally Posted by Glock36shooter
It's Red Sonya. She's the goddess of the "Get outta my way or I'll stab ya bunches." Religion.
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Man, when I get home from work I need to google her. Maybe even take "safe search" off.
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If you don't pay taxes, you shouldn't vote.
"A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it's called a tax reform"
When Obama raises your boss's taxes, and you lose your job, how does that make you better off?
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10-05-2012, 18:20
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Originally Posted by OctoberRust
Ah! I see you like to quote the bible too.
Here, let me quote some from the real bible, the bible of Odin!
"All those who oppose us, we shall crush their skulls in, and drink mead from it!" - Odin
or do you prefer christian mythology?
"If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell." Matthew 5:29
Yes dude! Body mutilation rocks! I'll start cutting some of my body parts off so I can make it into heaven...
....Wait, how is that supposed to....... nevermind..... I'll just go with the hot asian chick on the tiger with laser beams off their forehead n stuff. It's a cooler story that doesn't try to encourage me to mutilate myself.
I still think Odin could beat up Jesus and his father though.
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Funniest damn thing I've seen in a while.
Right now the apologists are going to try to spin it so that Jesus just allowed Odin to nail him to the cross to fulfill prophesy and forgive our sins... 
Randy
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10-05-2012, 21:45
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Originally Posted by Glock36shooter
That's funny since so many American Christians think that Jesus... a middle eastern jew looks like this...
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Holy crap, are you saying he looked like a swarthy middle eastern? I like my Savior to look like me. Durka Durka
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10-05-2012, 23:10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharkey
Holy crap, are you saying he looked like a swarthy middle eastern? I like my Savior to look like me. Durka Durka
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You laugh. You'd be AMAZED how many christians think that if Christ existed he looked like a white guy with blue eyes and dirty blonde hair...
Wait! Jesus is Roadhouse!
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10-06-2012, 00:05
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Not Enough Gun
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OctoberRust
Ah! I see you like to quote the bible too.
Here, let me quote some from the real bible, the bible of Odin!
"All those who oppose us, we shall crush their skulls in, and drink mead from it!" - Odin
or do you prefer christian mythology?
"If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell." Matthew 5:29
Yes dude! Body mutilation rocks! I'll start cutting some of my body parts off so I can make it into heaven...
....Wait, how is that supposed to....... nevermind..... I'll just go with the hot asian chick on the tiger with laser beams off their forehead n stuff. It's a cooler story that doesn't try to encourage me to mutilate myself.
I still think Odin could beat up Jesus and his father though.
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To be fair, Odin did sacrifice an eye, as a pledge and for a drink from Mimir's well.
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10-06-2012, 00:06
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Not Enough Gun
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Glock36shooter
You laugh. You'd be AMAZED how many christians think that if Christ existed he looked like a white guy with blue eyes and dirty blonde hair...
Wait! Jesus is Roadhouse!
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I think Dalton could take Jesus. He beat Terry Funk and nobody beats a Funk.
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"Pain, or damage, don't end the world. Or despair. Or beatin's. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back."
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10-06-2012, 09:22
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Originally Posted by Animal Mother
I think Dalton could take Jesus. He beat Terry Funk and nobody beats a Funk.
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True story.
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10-06-2012, 11:57
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Yahshua Saves!
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To the OP I suggest just getting a pet monkey. You can rub it in his face how you're so much more evolved than he is, it'll make you feel great. You should get along nicely.
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10-06-2012, 18:26
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John, Viera, Fl
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To the OP I suggest just getting a pet monkey. You can rub it in his face how you're so much more evolved than he is, it'll make you feel great. You should get along nicely.
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You can always tell who has nothing useful to contribute to an argument. They insult the guy on the other side.
Classy.
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10-06-2012, 18:41
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#49
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Anti-Federalist
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Originally Posted by steveksux
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When it comes to Odin, anyone who crosses paths with him ends up apologizing, and begging for their lives after. Just ask the Vikings.
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10-06-2012, 18:42
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Anti-Federalist
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SDGlock23
To the OP I suggest just getting a pet monkey. You can rub it in his face how you're so much more evolved than he is, it'll make you feel great. You should get along nicely.
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Well, speaking of evolution. I have two dogs, they sure do resemble wolves very closely - especially my German Shepherd! We couldn't have possibly done any selective breeding, could we have?
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