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10-24-2012, 20:27
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Originally Posted by Chute The MALL
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Dat's funny stuff right dar! 
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10-24-2012, 20:48
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#16202
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I admit to having stood back while all the fancy chemistry talk was going on. My education in that field ended the day I learned how to tell Methyl from Ethyl alcohol.
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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10-24-2012, 21:10
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Ah yes the WOOD = CH 3OH & GRAIN = C2H5OH 
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10-24-2012, 21:48
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Originally Posted by _The_Shadow
Ah yes the WOOD = CH 3OH & GRAIN = C2H5OH |
The nurse just read that to me. I guess I had it backwards.
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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10-24-2012, 21:52
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Counting Beans
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Someone said, "wood." Got Mrs. Taterhead's attention!
I guess I'm going to be busy for 2-3 minutes.
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10-24-2012, 22:07
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#16206
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Taterhead
Someone said, "wood." Got Mrs. Taterhead's attention!
I guess I'm going to be busy for 2-3 minutes.
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And she for 30 seconds.
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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10-24-2012, 22:58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by countrygun
I learned how to tell Methyl from Ethyl alcohol.
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Ya can't keep Ethel from her alcohol. 
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In a land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness
--Redskins QB Robert Griffin III @RGIII
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10-24-2012, 23:01
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Quote:
Originally Posted by _The_Shadow
Originally Posted by Chute The MALL
MOVED to Page 649
Dat's funny stuff right dar! |
S&W 649
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In a land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness
--Redskins QB Robert Griffin III @RGIII
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10-25-2012, 21:20
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Grain alky goes in the DRIVER
Wood alky goes in the fuel tank
simple concept really.Unless the driver's name is Woody......
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10-25-2012, 22:24
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VN350X10
Grain alky goes in the DRIVER
Wood alky goes in the fuel tank
simple concept really.Unless the driver's name is Woody......
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Heheheheh..he said "Woody"..Heheheheheh
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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10-26-2012, 05:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by countrygun
Heheheheh..he said "Woody"..Heheheheheh
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... and what if the guy's last name is Johnson?
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10-26-2012, 07:52
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"My name is Raymond J. Johnson, Jr.
Now you can call me Ray,
or you can call me J,
or you can call me Johnny,
or you can call me Sonny,
or you can call me Junie,
or you can call me Junior;
now you can call me Ray J,
or you can call me RJ,
or you can call me RJJ,
or you can call me RJJ Jr."
"but you doesn't hasta call me Johnson!"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_J._Johnson
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In a land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness
--Redskins QB Robert Griffin III @RGIII
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10-26-2012, 09:29
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The variation that would run on Johnny Carson was even better. Ray would wait until Carson would address him as MISTER Johnson, then launch his spiel, and conclude with the line "You doesn't have to call me MISTER Johnson!"
Carson clearly loved the shtick, for RJJ was a regular guest.
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10-26-2012, 13:41
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Originally Posted by samurairabbi
The variation that would run on Johnny Carson was even better. Ray would wait until Carson would address him as MISTER Johnson, then launch his spiel, and conclude with the line "You doesn't have to call me MISTER Johnson!"
Carson clearly loved the shtick, for RJJ was a regular guest.
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One of the great classics from a time when it was the world made sense and television was silly.
Is anyone here old enough to remember th "Bicentennial Moments" on the Tonight Show during 1976?
When Ben Franklin brought the Liberty Bell to Paul Revere's shop because his "DingDong had a crack in it" ?
almost as good as Jack Webb's Schtick about Kleptomaniac Claude Cooper who copped the copper clappers.
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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10-26-2012, 18:39
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Quote:
Originally Posted by countrygun
almost as good as Jack Webb's Schtick about Kleptomaniac Claude Cooper who copped the copper clappers.
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Carson did a great job of cracking up during skits, and the Claude Cooper skit was a side splitter.  One of my favorites.
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10-26-2012, 20:34
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My all time favorite on Carson was the bit with Ed Ames & the tomahawk throwing....
With Carson's comment "I didn't even know you WERE Jewish".....
uncle
but the copped copper clappers WAS funny !
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10-26-2012, 21:01
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Carson was still better than the current Dave and Jay shows...And yes I remember all of those episodes...I just watched Steve Martin as "The GREAT Flydini" onCarson Show on the 17th of this month...
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/45516/detail/
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10-26-2012, 21:03
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VN350X10
My all time favorite on Carson was the bit with Ed Ames & the tomahawk throwing....
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A bit of TV trivia: the audience reaction to that tomahawk impact was the longest sustained laughter interval in US television history.
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10-26-2012, 21:07
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That I can easily believe ! I've seen it on tape many times & I still laugh.
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10-28-2012, 22:05
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VN350X10
My all time favorite on Carson was the bit with Ed Ames & the tomahawk throwing....
With Carson's comment "I didn't even know you WERE Jewish".....
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Yeah, that was a classic.
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Originally Posted by _The_Shadow
Carson was still better than the current Dave and Jay shows...And yes I remember all of those episodes...I just
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The only current late night host who can crack me up is Craig Ferguson.
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10-29-2012, 05:48
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10-29-2012, 06:07
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Geesie could probably do that. 
Notice how Carson grabbed Ames by the sleeve to stop him from retrieving the tomahawk. 
Ed Ames was actually Jewish, as Carson discovered.
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10-29-2012, 20:06
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It's STILL funny !!
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10-30-2012, 23:16
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As long as we're tripping down memory lane, this one always makes me laugh:
Carol Burnett Show outtakes - Tim Conway's Elephant Story
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10-31-2012, 23:55
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#16225
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