Ho Ho Ho
Hostess Bakery plants shut down Friday.
It was split up.
The State Department hired all the Twinkies,
The Secret Service hired all the HoHos,
The generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes
And the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress.
Today is the oldest you've ever been, yet the youngest you'll ever be, so enjoy this day while it lasts.