[ChuteTheMall]

Originally Posted by _The_Shadow

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[ChuteTheMall]

Originally Posted by countrygun

You try invading Russia in the winter wearing a kilt and see it you don't get a litte gutteral.

"OOOOOOOooooooooooooo that's cold!"

"Yeah, and it's deep too!"

[LASTRESORT20]

Originally Posted by chutethemall

סל מתנה לmas הוא כנראה בזבוז גדול. למרות הבטחתו ולהמשיך להשתתף, לא

אתה כנראה צודק

[_The_Shadow]

Chute, why do you presist in displaying PUBLIC ENEMY #2 as your avatar???

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall

"OOOOOOOooooooooooooo that's cold!"

"Yeah, and it's deep too!"

... and the bottom is rocky.

[ChuteTheMall]

Originally Posted by _The_Shadow

Chute, why do you presist in displaying PUBLIC ENEMY #2 as your avatar???

To keep #2 from becoming #1.



Besides, everybody likes blonde chicks.

[VN350X10]

Sheeeeeees baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack................





Mommie !!!!!

[_The_Shadow]

Originally Posted by VN350X10

Sheeeeeees baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack................





Mommie !!!!!

She's a Commie Mommie!!!

[VN350X10]

She's so ugly, she wouldn't work for Gator bait !

[LASTRESORT20]

[ChuteTheMall]

Sort of want ......

[VN350X10]

I believe I'll pass on that one.......

[ChuteTheMall]

Originally Posted by VN350X10

I believe I'll pass on that one.......

Are you sure?

[_The_Shadow]

Originally Posted by VN350X10

She's so ugly, she wouldn't work for Gator bait !

Gator's know better than to bite a demonjackass!

Gator might get hoof and mouth disease...

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by VN350X10

She's so ugly, she wouldn't work for Gator bait !

Unkle, such limited thinking is unworthy of the resourceful traditions of the Dungeon. She would be useful in driving the gators TOWARD the officially designated trappers.

I have almost worked out my story to T*** concerning the SUPPOSED bounty system for inducing sobriety among the 10-Ringers; play along with me just a little longer.

[LASTRESORT20]

That my Gal!

[VN350X10]

I will try, Rabbi, I will try...............

[_The_Shadow]

We'll if we must endure the pictures of the Wicked Witch of the East...
No way is she American enough for this outfit!

[MinervaDoe]

Originally Posted by _The_Shadow

We'll if we must endure the pictures of the Wicked Witch of the East...
No way is she American enough for this outfit!

XX

Don't you realize that if you keep this up, they may have to make photoshop illegal?

[ChuteTheMall]

ibtl

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[_The_Shadow]

Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

Don't you realize that if you keep this up, they may have to make photoshop illegal?

Its ChuteTheMall's Fault he started it!

[ChuteTheMall]

Originally Posted by _The_Shadow

Its ChuteTheMall's Fault he started it!

It's Bush 41's fault, he lost in '92.

[samurairabbi]

Yo, T***! I have figured out what was going on with the SUPPOSED bounty scandal to induce sobriety in selected 10-Ringers. It was all a misunderstanding!

The 10-Ring is entering a particularly heavy period of partying. In addition to the standard issue holiday blowouts and the 8:40pm anniversary blast, we have truly special events approaching: the Mayan calendar end of the world blowout, and the 8:40 millionth hit blowout which is on track to start soon. All this throws an esspecially heavy admin burden on the Dungeon Peons to get everything done up right, to fulfill the lofty aspirations of the 10-Ring Lagoon partying tradition.

The admin load has caused us to expand our Dungeon staff to support this increased activity. Certain 10-Ringers expressed an interest in assisting our logistics and administrative effort. We tried to discourage them by insisting that they achieve a reasonably measurable level of sobriety; we figured that would scare them off. Damned if they agreed to our condition! This created a headache in our training schedule; the Dungeon admin types would rather attempt to teach a horse to talk, than deal with the throes of a hung-over 10-Ringer on his first steps to sobriety. But we had set the condition for participation in the preparation, so we were stuck with our pledge to allow the participation of the 10-Ringers in our prep.

A follow-on problem appeared: None of the seasoned Dungeon Types were willing to volunteer to orient the muddled 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) during the transition to sober coherence! I was stuck with this situation, so I finally bribed some of LSMPS(BBB)DPs to take on the job; they then accepted. This, I believe, is the source of that report you received confusing our dedication to the 10-Ring cause, with a despicable heinous subversive attempt to induce a wholely unnatural state of being in the standard 10-Ring psyche.

We await your response to this explanation. We believe it to be comprehensive enough to allow closure of this ugly incident and allow you to return to your standard-issue raucous inebriated debauched revelry.

The rest of this post is merely dull boring admin shtick, unworthy of even a moment of your precious time.

(Yo, Unkle! Think he'll buy this line of doubletalk? Rabbi out.)

[VN350X10]

If he don't buy it Rabbi, you still have a future in selling used cars & over-priced bridges.
A similar stchick worked for me back when I was able to unload my family owned swamp land in FL.


uncle

[ChuteTheMall]

I can't wait for this page to end.