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Old 02-17-2013, 17:01   #1
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Numpty: Not originating and/or residing in or from Texas.
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Old 02-17-2013, 17:51   #2
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The noun numpty rarely stands alone.
Most common is 'ya numpty,' followed by 'ya danged numpty.'

Galoot; noun. Those that insist on packin' 9mm girly pistols when manly .45 ACPs and 10mms can be had. see Shooter of Cowboys.
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Tous: proper noun; known non numpty; most likely to have a conniption upon receipt of the next issue of the OAF gun Rag


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I do not, good sir, have conniptions, ya danged numpty, ya.



Regardless of the authority refercned, Dinky remains un-defined and the best research extant indicates that Dinky has never been defined.
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I do not, good sir, have conniptions, ya danged numpty, ya.



Regardless of the authority refercned, Dinky remains un-defined and the best research extant indicates that Dinky has never been defined.


I is undefined, unrefined and don't never expect to be defined or refined but had been known to be a numpty now and then..
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You aint seen what I done did yet
You behave or I'll tell Lone_Wolfe on ya, ya galoot.
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I is undefined, unrefined and don't never expect to be defined or refined but had been known to be a numpty now and then..
A danged numpty on several occasions.
Not that we're keeping score.
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A danged numpty on several occasions.
Not that we're keeping score.


I have a unlimited-get out of GNG numpty card
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Them other kids in GNG are always mean to me.
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Them other kids in GNG are always mean to me.


We could say we been picked on and just shoot um a little
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You do realize that together, we could own GNG in less than three days, no?

Our rapier-like wit and proclivity for the esoteric and inexplicable would confuzzle them other kids so bad they'd go cryin' to Mrs. VR.

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You do realize that together, we could own GNG in less than three days, no?

Our rapier-like wit and proclivity for the esoteric and inexplicable would confuzzle them other kids so bad they'd go cryin' to Mrs. VR.

Let us see if'n I got this right?

Our "rapier" , (rape of thee Eglish Language), and "poclivity" .(Cleavage) , for thee "esoteric" . (Ectoplasmic),"inexplicable would confuzzle" , (dazed and confused) ,"them other kids" , (Anybody under 100 years old) ,"they'd go cryin to Mr. VR." , (would be demanded thee (Texican-edition) of Weee Haaa Webster's Dictionary.)

Am I close...? ............!

Too much "Grey-Matter" ans not enough head..!

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dango, you have a rare gift for understanding.
You are invited to join Dinky and me as we engage the cool kids in a battle of wits.
Your first assigment is to bring the Cheez Whiz, but don't let Dinky see it.
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Let us see if'n I got this right?

Our "rapier" , (rape of thee Eglish Language), and "poclivity" .(Cleavage) , for thee "esoteric" . (Ectoplasmic),"inexplicable would confuzzle" , (dazed and confused) ,"them other kids" , (Anybody under 100 years old) ,"they'd go cryin to Mr. VR." , (would be demanded thee (Texican-edition) of Weee Haaa Webster's Dictionary.)

Am I close...? ............!

Too much "Grey-Matter" ans not enough head..!
TOUS, Dango's usin' big words again.
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Don'tletOkiefindoutthemtharcrittersberunoverbyaBigDodgeandshotfullo45holes!!!!!!
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Smith, join us on our righteous quest to thwart the cool kids.
No group of snobs and bullies has ever survived an OAF Posse.

We ride!
Well, mebbe we best not ride the cows just yet.
We ride!
I'm a-thinkin' we save the wriggly bears for later.
We ride!
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Smith, join us on our righteous quest to thwart the cool kids.
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We ride!
Well, mebbe we best not ride the cows just yet.
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I'm a-thinkin' we save the wriggly bears for later.
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We best not ride cause they appear to only dance in place.
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