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Old 04-30-2013, 13:06   #1
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Getting older

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'

Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'

'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'

'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'
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Old 05-02-2013, 06:11   #2
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Old 05-02-2013, 17:41   #3
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accurate, really accurate. has anyone seen that kmart internet commercial about the guy who shipped his pants? Yep, he shipped his pants!
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