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Old 05-14-2013, 22:44   #21
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I've hold off serving warrants and PC on people until their 18th birthday. I then try to crash the party and take them to big boy jail as a special present.
In SoCal, you might have to wait 4 or 5 years.
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Old 05-15-2013, 03:24   #22
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This.

I once had a 17-year, 364-day old with meth. After a thorough investigation, we discovered that it was now after midnight. Ker-chunk.
Well played sir.
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Old 05-15-2013, 03:55   #23
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Nothing compares to the wakeup call you get for the big 50 when you're old enough to get your pooter Roto-Rootered.

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A few years ago I went hunting for a PCP with this in mind. I was about 30 at the time. My logic tells me that a woman would be best for this. Not because she's a woman, but because she would have small fingers. Started searching doctors in my insurance network. Most of them have pictures, too. Found a relatively thin doctor. Score! Make an appointment for a basic physical and meet and greet.

I get there and find out the picture is old. She is now overweight with sausage fingers. Then she tells me to exercise more. FML. :(
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Old 05-15-2013, 04:39   #24
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A few years ago I went hunting for a PCP with this in mind. I was about 30 at the time. My logic tells me that a woman would be best for this. Not because she's a woman, but because she would have small fingers. Started searching doctors in my insurance network. Most of them have pictures, too. Found a relatively thin doctor. Score! Make an appointment for a basic physical and meet and greet.

I get there and find out the picture is old. She is now overweight with sausage fingers. Then she tells me to exercise more. FML. :(
One more thing:
You want a SINGLE female doc with small fingers. Not a married one with a huge wedding ring! Lots of sharp edges everywhere...

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Old 05-15-2013, 04:43   #25
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Old 05-15-2013, 08:42   #26
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I thought it was supposed to be forty, not fifty, when you get the exit plumbing checked?
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Old 05-15-2013, 09:06   #27
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I thought it was supposed to be forty, not fifty, when you get the exit plumbing checked?
Maybe it varies, or if plumbing problems run in your family, but even with my dad having colon cancer, my doc said 50, so as soon as I turned 53, I made my appointment...

If I had to do it over again, I'd do it at 50 and try to learn to whistle afterwards in recovery.

Maybe you're thinking prostate? I was glad I got married first, so I could still wear white at the wedding.

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Old 05-15-2013, 09:46   #28
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I thought it was supposed to be forty, not fifty, when you get the exit plumbing checked?
I did it at 39. Doctor guilted me into it because of a med I had taken.
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Old 05-15-2013, 10:00   #29
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We had a cronic juvenile offender that I hooked a couple of days after he turned 18. He started freaking out when we passed the juvi detention exit & broke down in tears when I told him we were going to big boy jail. I'm sure his teary eyes made him quite popular in there.
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Old 05-15-2013, 21:05   #30
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We had a cronic juvenile offender that I hooked a couple of days after he turned 18. He started freaking out when we passed the juvi detention exit & broke down in tears when I told him we were going to big boy jail. I'm sure his teary eyes made him quite popular in there.
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