Two ancient occupants of a geriatric nursing home were discussing the merits of this "newfangled" support pantyhose.
"Well, I don't like them," said the first old dear, "every time I fart, I blow my slippers off."
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
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