[StoneGiant]

MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY
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AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY
WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE
IF HE DOES.

SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE
ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED
OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS
ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF
THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE
THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR
WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL,
A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR
ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS
TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION
IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY

GOD BLESS AMERICA.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.