An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming
"Father," she said, "How am I going to tell my husband that I am still
a virgin?" "My
child, you have been a married woman for many years. Surely that
cannot be," he replied.
"Well Father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted
to do was talk. The
next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it
tomorrow. The last one was
a gynecologist and all he did was look at it. But this time, Father,
I'm marrying a lawyer,
so I'm sure I'm going to get screwed this time!"
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