John, the shopkeeper was dismayed when
a brand new business much like his own
opened up next door to the right, and erected
a huge sign which read:
He was horrified when another competitor opened
up on his left side, and announced its arrival with
an even larger sign, reading:
John was panicked, until he got a terrific idea. He
put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It
read: MAIN ENTRANCE.
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