(How To Install A Poor-Man's Home Security System...)
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots – a really big pair.
Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammunition.
Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like 'Bubba, BIG Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in ½ an hour. Don't disturb the Pit bulls, they've just been wormed'.
"As an OK State Trooper once told me, "Why shouldn't a "good" citizen be allowed to carry a gun, all the "bad" guys already do.""
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