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Old 11-25-2007, 15:15   #1061
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Heres one for ya,I moved awhille back and found 3 guns,two shotguns and a pistol I didn't know I had.
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Old 11-25-2007, 15:17   #1062
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Heres one for ya,I moved awhille back and found 3 guns,two shotguns and a pistol I didn't know I had.
Details please. "Gun nuts" just have to know what ya found.............
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Old 11-25-2007, 15:35   #1063
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Lmao,ok,a german two shot derringer,in 38,an old rabbit eared 12 ga.shot gun,double barrel,and a single shot .410
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Old 11-25-2007, 22:47   #1064
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If the High School rifle team coach calls you because she wants to take the rifle team skeet shooting as an end of season party, and you are the only person she knows with enough shotguns.
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Old 11-26-2007, 03:23   #1065
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-if the first thing you grab when you wife kicks you out and wants a divorce is your guns, and you go back the next day for your clothes.
-if you go through a case of soda a week, so you have something to shoot
-if you ask your commander to count your m249 SAW as a field loss.(he said no :()
-if your weekly shooting budget is just under 1/4 your monthly pay.
-if you eat once a day, but your gun does twice
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:35   #1066
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If the High School rifle team coach calls you because she wants to take the rifle team skeet shooting as an end of season party, and you are the only person she knows with enough shotguns.
.....And plenty of ammo for the tournament.

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Old 12-05-2007, 16:41   #1067
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.......You spend your free time trying to "invent" a new cartridge..........
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Old 12-05-2007, 20:48   #1068
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... to open a bottle, you used a rimmed cartridge that was in your pocket from your last range trip.

... You have your ammo inventory committed to memory, but don't have any clear idea how many pairs of socks or underwear you actually own....
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Old 12-07-2007, 08:51   #1069
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.......You buy your wife/girlfriend (both) Chocolate ammo as a gift......$12.95

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Old 12-08-2007, 15:35   #1070
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Old 12-16-2007, 01:37   #1071
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If you named a dog after a gun.
The omar here did that: Glock and something else, don't remember. His friend named his Kimber. My next one will have to be Sig. Also, I have a friend whose horse is named Colt. First I thought he was lazy, but then I was lmao when it hit me.
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Old 12-16-2007, 01:46   #1072
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If one of your local gun shops asks you to come work for them, because you've shown more knowledge than their employees.
Note: Does not count if gun shop is Cabela's, Gander Mountain, or Bass Pro Shops.
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Old 12-16-2007, 01:51   #1073
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Did you say gun nut or Glock Nut? Same thing
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Old 12-16-2007, 01:58   #1074
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-If your favorite Beatles song is "Happiness is a Warm Gun"

-If your favorite Aerosmith song is "Jamie's Got a Gun"
If you really do think the key to happiness (meaning of life, what have you) really is a warm gun. I know I do.
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Old 12-16-2007, 02:32   #1075
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You might be a gun nut if:
...you know you picked the right college after you find out they have a school sponsored gun club.
...you've ever decided to go clean the Gun Club's guns with a bunch of the RO's instead of going out on a Saturday night.
...same as above but with reloading ammo instead of cleaning guns.
Is that you, Clawson?
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Old 12-16-2007, 02:37   #1076
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When transporting guns to the range for your gun club's first "big shoot" of the year, you discover that you can fit 17 cased long guns in your car. (I know, it's kind of weak, but I was impressed at the capacity)

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Old 12-16-2007, 02:44   #1077
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Then none of the politicians would campaign in downstate IL.
Isn't that a good thing? There's too many in Illinois as it is.
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Old 12-16-2007, 02:53   #1078
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If you do the chicken dance by your mailbox when your CCW arrives.
Almost guilty. Did jump up and down and hit my head on the ceiling (don't have a mailbox, just a p.o box at the campus mailroom.)
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Old 12-16-2007, 10:50   #1079
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Is that you, Clawson?
Who's Clawson?

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Old 12-19-2007, 00:20   #1080
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If you named a dog after a gun.
The omar here did that: Glock and something else, don't remember. His friend named his Kimber. My next one will have to be Sig. Also, I have a friend whose horse is named Colt. First I thought he was lazy, but then I was lmao when it hit me.
Don't know about a dog, but I did have a student named afer a gun.
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