GlockTalk.com
Home Forums Classifieds Blogs Today's Posts Search Social Groups



  
SIGN-UP
Notices

Glock Talk
Welcome To The Glock Talk Forums.

 
  
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-18-2009, 03:47   #1
cowboywannabe
you savvy?
 
cowboywannabe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: on a planet near you
Posts: 21,306
so this guys walks by this bar and......

sees a sign that says "meet the challenge and get free beer for life".

so the man walks in, asks the barkeep what the challenge is.

barkeep says " first you drink a fifth of whiskey non stop, then you go in that room and remove the sore tooth from the crocodile, then you go upstairs and give the old woman an orgasm".

the man thinks for a minute, scratches his head and says "free beer for life right"?

"yep" says the barkeep.

so the man takes the fifth of whiskey, tips it up and drinks it down non stop.

he sits the empty bottle down and staggers to the door where the crocodile is.

after about 10 minutes of splashing, snapping and all kinds of terrible noise the man comes out and says "ok, where's the old woman with the sore tooth"?

__________________
with Sarah Jane, Leela, Romana, Nyssa, and Tegan.

Facts are no match against enthusiasm and ignorance...
cowboywannabe is offline   Reply With Quote

 
  
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 17:41.




Homepage
FAQ
Forums
Calendar
Advertise
Gallery
GT Wiki
GT Blogs
Social Groups
Classifieds


Users Currently Online: 1,389
362 Members
1,027 Guests

Most users ever online: 2,244
Nov 11, 2013 at 16:42