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Old 09-05-2002, 12:45   #1
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The TENT

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent, and are asleep.

Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.

"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" ask The Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks:

"Tonto, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
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Old 09-05-2002, 17:16   #2
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Elementary, my dear Watson, but when did Tonto attend Oxford?

I heard it was Sherlock Holmes & Watson.

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Hey, if you woke up in the woods, naked and sore all over, dripping with baby oil, would you tell anyone?


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Wanna go camping? ;-)
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