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Old 02-23-2009, 06:51   #1
obiestreasures
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Banned From Wal-Mart

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Subject: Banned from Wal-Mart
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips

to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring

and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife

is like most women - she loved to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local

Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Low

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a

commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have

been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against

Mr. Low are listed below and are documented by our video

surveillance cameras.

1.. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in

people's carts when they weren't looking.

2.. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-

minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the

women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official

voice, `Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's

on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other

shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets

from the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began

crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as

a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he

asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly

humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna

look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed

through yelled, 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he

assumed a fetal position and screamed, 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES

AGAIN!'

And last, but not least...

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited

awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in

here!'

Sincerely,

Wal-Mart
Charlotte S. Orient
Elementary Education
California University of PA
California, PA 154100
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