[toocool]

Two guys were hunting. As they are walking along, one grabs his chest, his eyes roll up into his head, and he collapses. His buddy, thinking quickly, pulls out his cell phone and dials 9-1-1. Frantically he screams in to the phone, "You gotta help me! My buddy's collapsed! I think he's dead." The 9-1-1 operator says, "Calm down, we'll get you through this. First we need to be sure he's really dead." After a short silence, the operator hears a shot, then the guy comes back on and and says, "OK, now what?"