Jesse Jackson Joke
Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he noticed a
white band from just above his eyes to the top of his head.
Fearing he was turning white and might have to start working for a
living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid,
gave it to Jesse and told him to drink it all.
Jesse did and said that it "tasted like ****."
The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."